Hilarious auto-captioning of one of my YouTube videos

I recently posted a video on YouTube showing the basic operation of the TAPPI hand sheet former we have for sale.

Just this evening I noticed that YouTube tries to do speech recognition to generate closed captioning for the videos. On this particular video, I would estimate it got at best 5% of the words correct. Some of the captioning is just gibberish, some sounds like pithy aphorisms, and one line is NSFW. With the proper selection of lines you could make a very cryptic haiku. I found it hilarious to watch.

To see this captioning, below the video you will see a row containing the Like and Dislike buttons, the selectors for the About, Share, and Add To tabs, and some icons the first of which sort of looks like a menu selector, but actually gives the “Transcript” as YouTube calls it. Click on this then play the video.

If you want a puzzle, here is the (censored) transcript without the video; see if you can guess what I’m really saying! Hint: The boldface words are correct

when I got here ahead she for hurt at

test Thur it’s not hot

climbing her grammar how the f*** her trainer are her fellow

so on a star well

whole or half

first who

happy a

sorrel record here screening out enough grass

break Harper slain or

rushed and watch down here well

rest away for

hotline at Paul

I have here I was watching grams Paul

after all and former No leaders

water which is not recommended for the cat for anything has changed

all

not hot rest away

so I’m

and use this device to stir

all then

the persuade Hall

things of horror and their pop star

centigrade when you’re you’re tasked you or the sleeper

a the show here

bear sighting in she

years and she or on the screen

and these are standard Larson you’re just peace

copter all I’ll

as

not shattered roller

the reason why I got his coaches sheesh

come with up there is one here are

Shia I didn’t send pretty well

holders low last boss

stuff in there that’s hard for me

I didn’t think I mumbled that badly!